COULD THIS B3 LOV3?

Hey everyone,
I'm back again :). I know same ole same ole..boring yea

Well this particular blog goes to someone(not mentioning names), I just talked some hours ago, who asked me when I would update, well that "someone" if you are reading this, you know yourself..
so my sister just emailed this to me and I promised myself I'll share this


KISS BEFORE YOU READ****


At school, December 17, 2004
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Dubrai. I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my adrenalin is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants.
As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 17th day of the twelfth month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and four, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face.
I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Rosy, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.
At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl.

I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer."

So, do you say yes?

my dedications to u r
Maria Curry.-One Sweets Day(Mariah Carey)
Boys to Mainn-And of the Rod(Boys II Men


I am very sure some of you guys sent and received this letters
and oh I promise to share mines on my next update, trust me, u'll want to read it, I saved it, and now it has come handy hehe

I hope you enjoyed this though :D

Ring!! Ring !! Pt 2

So here comes the continuation
First off a recap of the major story..lol
Ok so I have been caught purple-handed making a midnight call which i know is forbidden in my house
My sisters have denied me
I am trying to save my ass...hehe
PS.. My dad doesn't know I know the meaning of boy much more boyfriend!!!

So here goes it
Dad: You didn't answer me, I said who are you talking to?
Gucci: Daddy, nobody, still pushing the phone under my butt..
Dad: Gini ka i na aru aka n'ike gi?(meaning what is your hand doing inside your butt?)
Gucci: Me? nothing it was itching me, so I'm scratching it
I look towards my sisters for a change of heart, mehnnn these changed there faces like they dunno me..shit!!This is real trouble for me, cos my dad is really strict..

Dad: Wait let me come back and get your mummy!
Gucci: Ok daddy see eh I was just trying to see something
Dad: see what i heard you laughing
In my mind ,I'm like he's in the arguing mood tonight lemme work it, hehe
next thing I know he storms out of the room..

LAWD!!! See trouble
I scramble for my phone my hands shaking like lightning..I'm deleting al the male text messages, changes all the male names to girl names and if possible deleting them..NO TIME!!
I'm really sweating, if you saw me you'll think I was was saying my last prayers before my death!!
"What are you doing?"
this time it's a subtle voice..I realise it's my mum..wow!!
He really did it..I immediately switch throw my phone away in fear
Gucci: Nothing
Mum: Give that stupid phone osiso!
I give her the phone and it starts ringing!!!
WHO SENT THIS SMALL DEVIL NOW!! is exactly what comes to my head..
Mum: Ehe ndi otu gi akpowala gi!! (ur mates are calling you)
without looking she picks the phone..
Mum: who are you?
Who is this calling this phone at this time? Don't you know you are supposed to be sleeping? I said who is this? hello? hello?
"Mummy you are waisting my credit now cut the phone"..
everybody turns to the direction of the voice..it's my sister!!! she called my phone to distract my parents!!! Wow and I thought they denied me!!
OMGness you should have been there to here the slightest pindrop..
Mum and Dad at the same time :Chai chinekemeee!!!(Oh My God!!)
obu ihe a unu n'emeGucci: daddy I told you I was testing something see?...
see me now..I gathered swagger from the bush and started defending myself..
Gucci: I just subcribed for the midnight call so we were trying to see if it worked that's wat we were doing..
Dad: Oya all of you go to bed, before I turn to the door..ndi iberibe!
I was the first to reach my bed!! see me flying like R.kelly
Mum: K'am nwetaka gi ozo(lemme catch you guys again!)
she puts out the light and closes the door!!
phew!!!!

I almost peed on myself that night mehnnn seriously..facing my folks is like facing the panel of judges!!
It's not like I stopped the midnight call thingy..hehe


Forgive my typos if any..hehe
Do wat u gotta do

Ring Ring!!

I know this isnt the perfect comeback but I'm sorry it took this long
been busy with things..

so here goes it:
Recently I just got off the phone with @chayomao, we talked from about 11pm till 2am(good times!) hehe
practically nothing serious..:) hanging up, I remembered back home when we did the free midnight call thingy..from 12:00am till about 5:00am I think..
I got into trouble with that free midnight call thingy..with my dad(very strict!)!! He caught me once..and lord! what this child did to save her ass..lol
So my phone is charged up, full battery and all..say about 1:30am ish , the small motorolla rings
Gucci: hey!
Voice on the phone: how did you know I was the one?
Gucci: even if I'm sleeping I know when u call..and the convo continued..
happened to be my bf of the moment..

I'm talking and laughing, enjoying the gist, and for some reason I wasn't too cautious that day maybe because my sis was on the phone too...(mehn we used to out watch for eachother back then, just incase my parents came out to ease themselves or something else and then we'll signal eachother,cut the phones and go back to sleep ..hehe). But that particular night nobody bothered to even to do watchnight or police duty.
I'm busy laughing only  to turn around at the curious silence in the room..my giant father is hovering over me with serious akamu face!!!
LORD IN HEAVEN..my eyes scamper around for my sisters..they all deny me with their guilty faces..No signal?..no nothing..!!! I quietly hang up the phone to face my dad..
Dad: what are you doing?
Gucci: nothing...silence
Dad: who are you talking to by this time of the night?
Gucci: (after long silence) nobody..still pushing my phone under my butt to hide it..
Dad: nobody? and you are laughing eh?
Gucci: silence....

I'll have to stop here ppl promise to be back with the rest of the story :(
 Do wat u gotta do!!

HI

Ok so I promised myself that I wasnt going to blog..
but duh!!!
well I was kinda a lil bit jobless, so I decided to dabble on something
its not recent though..
let me know whatyall think..


Around the corner, I have a friend in a great city that has no end.
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on And before I know it, years are gone
And I never see my old friend's face
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I love him just as well AS in the days when I rang his bell And he rang mine,
but we were younger then But now we are all tired of playing foolish games
Tired of trying to pull a face
"Tomorrow" I say "I'll call him just to show that I'm thinking of him"
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes and what to say to him, I do not know,
And distance between us chills and grows
Around the corner yet miles away "here's a telegram miss" "do you think he might stay?"
But what if, I find at the end
Around a corner, a vanished friend.

critics allowed too
thanks :)