Tuesday, May 25, 2010

COULD THIS B3 LOV3?

Hey everyone,
I'm back again :). I know same ole same ole..boring yea

Well this particular blog goes to someone(not mentioning names), I just talked some hours ago, who asked me when I would update, well that "someone" if you are reading this, you know yourself..
so my sister just emailed this to me and I promised myself I'll share this


KISS BEFORE YOU READ****


At school, December 17, 2004
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Dubrai. I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my adrenalin is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image. Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants.
As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 17th day of the twelfth month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and four, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face.
I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Rosy, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.
At this juncture, let me also say that geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Not from your body, ammonia, urea and iodine- you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no one. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl.

I remain Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer."

So, do you say yes?

my dedications to u r
Maria Curry.-One Sweets Day(Mariah Carey)
Boys to Mainn-And of the Rod(Boys II Men


I am very sure some of you guys sent and received this letters
and oh I promise to share mines on my next update, trust me, u'll want to read it, I saved it, and now it has come handy hehe

I hope you enjoyed this though :D

6 comments:

OmoIbadan Tuntun said...

Emi ke?, I never wrote such o, we usually waited for the girls around corners after lesson...no need for writing missives, we just ask Aduke how far, shey oti ronu si oro ti mo so lano?....oya fami ni irungbon....mo ni ko ri mi fin....(well if U dnt understand all that, U can as well copy and paste the letter in the blog...works the same way*

Guccib3ll3 said...

lol Omoibadan I tried, but I couldn't make out what u said oh..lol

BSNC said...

hahaha which kind letter be this.

E_mikelo said...

LMAO !!!! Dis aint a love letter, its a psycho letter probably 4rm a guy wu jst bought a dictionary ..... by the way i wonder wat lines e'll use if she says yes cos e used evritin ere..

Sandra said...

lmao!!!! if person send me this one ehn... i for don crase half way. mummy u sure say person send u dis letter? it might even be @zsurge hu sent it.lol. good tho

Simply Komplikat'd said...

lmao gucci